@E_coli___: Why do they call it "Jew-ish"? Are they not Jew enough?
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@LeaMehanna: Wearing high heels and releasing doves at weddings are so last century. I'll be wearing running shoes and releasing chickens at mine
@gabeserra: Power's been out for 40 minutes and the kids are asking why I haven't put new batteries in the house yet...
@ArfMeasures: THERAPIST: Ever had a job? ME: I once worked at a zoo T: Great! & what did you take from that? ME: Definitely not a penguin T: What M: What