@shariv67: Why do they even bother calling him 007, when the first thing he does is introduce himself using his REAL NAME?
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@ThisAlexStein: In order to save money I installed a sound chip into my wallet. Now when it opens it plays a song by Creed so I quickly have to close it.
@brendohare: Corn mazes are great because how often does one get to experience the feeling of being trapped by corn
@adamallday: I like my meth labs like I like my girlfriends: highly unstable and locked in my basement.