@shariv67: Why do they even bother calling him 007, when the first thing he does is introduce himself using his REAL NAME?
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@DaHess1: Tonight's flirtation brought to you by the letter Booze. It's a word? Whatever, man. I don't know algebra and shit.
@curlycomedy: You're invited to my Oscar party! The theme is movie star cuisine which means there won't be any food.
@JimmerThatisAll: Today's workout. Light weights. 1 hour parkouring rooftops on my block. It's surprising how many people have skylights in their bathrooms.