@slimmy_shady: Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them?
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@MikeCanRant: *watches as both hands turn into devils* *looks over sink* HAND SATANIZER "Oh, this is just great"
@shesananteater: My phone just changed, 'calendar' to 'cake radar' and now I really wish I had that.
@1Happytwit: 6yo's can't go to jail so I have no idea why this one's refusing to drive me home from the pub.