@Home_Halfway: Why do we call it "hiring a hitman" and not "ordering takeout"
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@pinningnut: It's a dark stormy night. You're scared & alone. You hear a bump in the night. You jump! You scream! Then your cat comes in the house drunk.
@Ygrene: [seeing a skyscraper with all the lights on] oh man the dad of that building is gonna be mad