@Home_Halfway: Why do we call it "hiring a hitman" and not "ordering takeout"
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@dorsalstream: I've decided to donate my brain to science. [years later, my brain is used to prop open the Science door]
@MamaFizzles: Saw 2 of my kids hugging and then realized they were choking each other and was like, ok, that makes more sense.
@Tmoney68: I don't care which way you swing, guy wearing a Tapout t-shirt & Capri pants, but you've GOT to make a choice.