@o__0Dev: Why do we call it toilet paper? Does anyone wipe their toilet with it?
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@moose_chocolate: This morning I waved to the garbage men and smiled at coworkers in the elevator and now I'm pretty sure my wife is drugging my coffee.
@daemonic3: Can me and you go out sometime? "No, your grammar is too poor" Ok wow, my gramma broke af, but what that got to do with us?
@Marlebean: Oops, I "accidentally" left my in-laws at the grocery store. Darn. I guess I'll just have to get them Monday on the way back to the airport.
@KateWhineHall: Going for a walk because I want to stay healthy. Taking along a box of M&M's because let's be honest here.