@fillthevacuum: Why do we never see "Side effects may include spontaneous happiness, explosive giggling, uncontrollable hugging, and diarrhea"?
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@Jeffro_: I get high before I get my Drivers License pic taken. That way I look normal if I'm pulled over.
@astutenewf: Based on how much my bones and joints pop when I work out, I'm pretty sure I'm 80% rice krispies.
@MoistPork: Have your tribal tattoo call my tramp stamp and let's make beautiful, douchey babies together.
@rocknthepurple: 2yo's favorite cartoon is teaching him about centrifugal force. When I was little, my favorite cartoon taught me never to order from Acme.