@AllanCresswell: Why do you ask me to press 1 for english when you know damn well you're going to transfer me to someone who doesn't speak english?
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@Vodkantots: In hell, every day is Thanksgiving and you're never allowed to unbutton your pants.
@david8hughes: How do you stop babies crying when you drop them? And don't say 'garbage disposal' because that's jammed now.
@rohunsharma__: joe : you pin his arms and i'll- barack : .... barack : no joe joe : it'll be so easy come o- barack : i said no