@turtledumplin: Why do you look surprised in all your selfies? Didn't you know you were taking the picture?
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@pattymo: GOOD COP: Crazy girlfriend? I know how THAT is BAD COP: He's trying to get on your side so you confess GOOD COP: Jesus Christ, Frank
@robwhisman: if you see suicide squad be sure to stay after the credits. lots of people leave half empty containers of popcorn and you can just have them
@darth__mouth: hey teens ! if you think you're angry now, just wait until you have to spend your own money on toilet paper.