@david8hughes: Why do you love your baby so much. You've only known it for like 4 weeks.
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@drugleaf: the only proof i have that there is a god is that one time i saw a dude in a "Bazinga" shirt get into a car and drive directly into a tree
@bazecraze: It's only been a few days, but I'm starting to forget everything I knew about Mitch Romley.
@KimmyMonte: Can't believe no one told me that cows can't walk down stairs. Now I'm stuck with all these attic cows.
@ShittyComedian: When you said coke I assumed you meant cocaine. No thank you. Soda is bad for you.