@robfee: Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask? You are a duck, no one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Vodkantots: It's all fun and games until someone from real life recognizes you and you realize you're too small to drag off the body.
@JamieGreenlees: I thought it was impossible to do 450 push ups in a minute until I discovered lying
@Dutch_50: When the cleaning lady say's "Have a good night", I try to time it so we say it in unison. Then I say our "You too" response in harmony.