@robfee: Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask? You are a duck, no one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
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@trevso_electric: Girls get so turned on when you take charge. Grab her hair and tell her she needs a shampoo with no harsh sulfates and a new lip stain.
@Kimgee8: Apparently "naked" is not the answer when someone mad at you asked, how do you sleep at night?
@joeljeffrey: I hate when I lose an argument and then seventeen years later I think up a witty come back.
@KrazykurtKurt: I usually spend my Sundays texting apologies but I've had an alcohol free weekend now I have nothing to do.