@hazelmotes1: "Why does everyone hate me?" I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.
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@_iamalik: The purpose of Terrorism is to scare and make people feel unsafe, which is something it has in common with Cable News.
@ariscott: For someone so concerned with marriage licenses, God sure was focused on dinosaurs for 180 million years.
@bessbell: Would u watch a movie about a teenage boy who screams "I wish I was dead," but God hears "Deb," so he turns into his 50-yr old neighbor Deb?