@heatherjs: Why does everyone want me to come out of my comfort zone? I worked really hard to get there.
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@seamussaid: if your religion infringes on people's rights; sorry, you've had hundreds of years to change everyone's mind- obviously that hasn't happened
@DirtMcTurd: Just reported a car stolen because the people inside are black and the stick figures on the window were white
@Test_of_Steron: Husband: I called my boss "Honey" today. Wife: What? Why? H: He was shouting at me and telling me I was wrong, and it just slipped out.
@TheWoodenslurpy: Me to a friend: *complains for ten straight minutes without taking in a breath* but I really can't complain