@robdelaney: Why DOES "February" have that extra R? It should just be "Februay."
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@samalmightysam: - Hey babe, do you like how I did my makeup? - Yes and if you want I can go and kill Batman with you.
@VanGobot: *falls down several flights of stairs, breaking multiple bones* ME: *into headset mic* I'm in
@DammitLarry1: The Fat Girl's Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse: If you see me running & there's no ice cream truck in front of me..you should run too.
@dril: fired for "unleashing rats at work" which is bull shit first off because they don't make leashes for rats