@laurascaz: Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name? Worst. Spy. Ever.
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@LoriLuvsShoes: My biggest regret of 2014? Probably when my husband watched "The Notebook" with me and then I yelled at him for not building me a house
@_sleepysmile: People always comment about how young I look. I just tell them it's because of all the placenta I've been eating.