@laurascaz: Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name? Worst. Spy. Ever.
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@ericsshadow: [eulogy] "Before we get started I'd like to ask Jenny, Dawn, Rachel, the deceased's 2 sons and the entire front row to put down your phones"
@13spencer: Everybody is a kid of some decade, but "90's kids" are the only ones who are annoying about it.
@samfromks: Heads up guys, if you ask your wife how to spell ménage à trois she's gonna want to know why.