@laurascaz: Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name? Worst. Spy. Ever.
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@HomeProbably: I have caller ID for the front door. If you don't call me first, I am NOT answering the door.
@juliussharpe: Cologne - because people shouldn't have a choice whether or not they want to smell you.
@dxblarssonENG: I'm such a slave to the man working on a Saturday night. A drunk slave but whatever. Atleast my e-mails to my boss are hilarious now.