@theshantilly: Why does laundry happen to good people?
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@ericsshadow: My wife ordered a pizza from Papa John's but I saved a step by throwing up before it got here.
@pharmasean: Good thing most planes have TVs. Nothings worse than having to look out the window at Earths sacred majesty from the point of view of angels
@batkaren: I'm on the steak diet. You just have four steaks for breakfast, four for lunch, then a sensible dinner of six steaks.