@theshantilly: Why does laundry happen to good people?
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@GibJimson: The new guy at work has been getting a lot of customer complaints lately. Probably because I wear his name tag when he's not there.
@shatty48: Don't ever look away from a police officer. Just stare him down. You don't wanna look suspicious.
@CrowfootJim: When women get to a certain age they start accumulating cats. This is known as the many paws.