@NOLAN_MA: Why does my 2yo insist on looking homeless when we leave the house?
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@themiltron: we call em houseplants like thats where they belong but its just where we put em thats like if u threw me in the sewer & called me sewer boy
@Robbie_Cakes: Why do people always look so embarrassed walking down the street with a pizza box? Be proud man, you've got a pizza!
@markhoppus: Kylo Ren is so tortured because he can’t decide if his final form is supposed to be goth or emo.