@NOLAN_MA: Why does my 2yo insist on looking homeless when we leave the house?
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@CrissieC: I just found a half eaten hotdog inside of a Mr.Potatohead in the hamper. Living with a toddler is like living with a tiny hammered person.
@brennadine: It's my favorite time of year, the time when everyone puts their clothes back on and goes inside.
@DanMentos: who called it carrying your cell phone in your front pocket instead of hot signals in your area
@Scott_A_Gilmore: *Goes to Czechoslovakia to shop for a car with Automatic Braking System *Czechs for ABS