@NOLAN_MA: Why does my 2yo insist on looking homeless when we leave the house?
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@MavenofHonor: Saw a deer on my bike but didn't have my phone to take a pic. Hopefully one day he will return my bike tho
@iGreenMonk: I just hate when these girls take selfies on road specially when i am peeing in the background.
@AdderallMomma: --Wanna go rubbing in the park tomorrow with me? Thanks auto correct, this is why I can't have nice friends.
@moose_chocolate: Music star Kenny Rogers announced his retirement yesterday. In other news, Kenny Rogers is still alive, apparently.