@NOLAN_MA: Why does my 2yo insist on looking homeless when we leave the house?
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@SortaBad: 9am: Very busy day today, I need to focus & stay off the internet 1pm: did you know that Texas has the largest population of prairie dogs?
@petemandik: Pretty insulting when you wake up in a bathtub of ice and they left all your organs.
@JimmySelfDest: Fight club. Only naps instead. Rules the same. Just no fights. Only secret, uninterrupted glorious naps.