@thagr8short1: Why does my mustard bottle insist on peeing in my sandwich before dispensing my mustard?
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@Gooooats: By this time of year baby Jesus was probably already totally sick of playing with his frankincense.
@KentTheG: I dated a meteorologist once just so I could be with a woman who wasn't right all the time.
@JosesLovesYou: So Nicolas Cage and John Travolta walk into a bar and the bartender says "hey, why the wrong face?"