@El_nacho_Nigre: Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art? Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"
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@karanbirtinna: What base is it when she takes off your clothes, handcuffs you to the bed and her boyfriend comes in and they steal all your things?
@AbbieEvansXO: Detective: one of you is the murderer The actual murderer: *remains calm* Me, innocent: *starts sweating, heart rate goes through roof, displays every sign of guilt it is possible to display*