@moose_chocolate: Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident? Is it possible to stab someone non-violently?
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@wendyraepearce: I just caught my husband smiling in his sleep. He's going to pay for that later.
@taitutu: Phone rang for the 1st time in 4 months. My reaction was similar to finding a dead mouse on my porch. I circled it & poked it with a stick.
@weinerdog4life: No time to explain, I need 300 copies of this cat! *throws cat at Kinko's employee