@laureneoneal: Why doesn't anyone invite copyeditors to parties when we're such cool people out with whom to hang?
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@mellimelle: Packing for a trip, Husband says I don't need to overpack. It is so cute how he thinks I'm coming back.
@TheToddWilliams: [restaurant] ME: Excuse me, this alphabet soup tastes funny WAITER: Well it is Comic Sans
@PaulyPeligroso: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Hide all that weed because police lights are too.
@nPhelendriqal: Ughh...7 more hours till I can go home. Oh, sorry, my Canadian friends...7 more Kilometers till I can go home. Or is it liters?