@laureneoneal: Why doesn't anyone invite copyeditors to parties when we're such cool people out with whom to hang?
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@AsgardianRose: You know how people play video games by pushing all the buttons at once? That's how I'm handling adulthood.
@SveldtSmelt: I like to eat a handful of paperclips right before I walk through a metal detector cuz I got all day, pal.