@Merman_Melville: Why doesn't anyone put the whole football on their mouth like a pelican and pretend they don't have it
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@HuttonGray: Why don't they allow computers in prison? Is it because of the escape button? I think it's because of the escape button.
@megfraser: HELLO automatic flushing toilet!! I appreciate the enthusiasm but I really wasn't finished
@MoneypennyNaked: Every time I text this guy, he replies with "Sorry, I'm driving." It's been a few days. I'm guessing he's probably made it to Mexico by now.
@petedavidson: Professor Snape caught Harry in the hall after dark and out of NOWHERE Lupin pops out in the hallway to save him. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT