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@Derpey: Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?
@JediGigi: Me: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Ryan Gosling?
Him: Me? No, but thank-
Me: Ok just making sure.
@The_MartiniGirl: Pretty sure I just did some classical ballet move as I got off the computer chair to get to the kitchen and saw a spider on my floor.
@sandjoeman: People get so weird when I step on the gym scale behind them, naked.
@Sassafrantz: My Google search in case someone ever steals my phone
@MichaelTrying: The moral of “The Three Little Pigs” is “make your house with bricks.” Why are we giving four year olds architectural advice?