@hurlarious: Why doesn't every mistake in real life I make have a squiggly red line underneath it?
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@ddsmidt: A fight or flight situation. Like when you go to pick up your kid and the teacher's walking towards you with "the look" on her face.
@FakeDeanAccount: Q: If you could be any animal, which one would you be? A: The drummer from the Muppets, next question.
@suzieQ0007: 5yo: if superman & batman had a big fight, superman could throw him into space where he'd suffocate'. I'm raising a problem solver you guys.
@WheelTod: I was so touched last week when a shopkeeper handed my 3yo a donut without checking with me, that today I gave his teen a bag of heroin.