@Iwriteforcats: Why doesn't, "I have a headache!" work for when I don't want to mow the yard?
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@iscoff: The reason Latin is a dead language is because they kept accidentally summoning demons during regular conversations
@GrowlyGrego: My 5yo is a pretty good drawer but there's only so many t-shirts you can fit into a tiny person.
@LilFlaOrange30: That moment when you're driving and tweeting and you look up and notice you're in the Atlantic Ocean.
@U_Want_Shum_M8: I finally figured out the moral of Beauty and the Beast: Sure,Gaston had good looks. But the Beast had shitloads of money.Good choice, Belle