@Iwriteforcats: Why doesn't, "I have a headache!" work for when I don't want to mow the yard?
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@RoosterMustache: *bursts into church* DONT MARRY THAT WOMAN ... Undertaker: "This is a funeral" ... OKAY WELL IT STILL HOLDS TRUE, DONT MARRY HER