@Quartzjixler: Why doesn't Popeye's serve spinach?
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@IamEveryDayPpl: Cop: *searching my car* "WHERE IS IT? I KNOW IT'S HERE!" Me: *trying to swallow a Nickelback cd* "IT'S NOT MINE, I SWEAR!"
@samalmightysam: Back in the day, with $2 bucks you could go to the store and walk out with a bunch of Doritos, and beer. Now they have security cameras.