@Quartzjixler: Why doesn't Popeye's serve spinach?
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@Iwriteforcats: I'm gonna leave this world just like I came in, dawg! "Yo, for sure. Kickin and screamin!" Nah, brah. On a giant spaceship.
@iSamJack: It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own 'Dont Feed the Animals' rule.
@markleggett: People who push and shove to get on a flight before other passengers are possibly going to get to their end destination one second faster.
@ninjadinosaur1: have a nail gun and some boards laying around? show him you love him by adding some attractive wood paneling to his car