@Lazer_Cat_: Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking? I can't pair wines like this.
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@Juicedballs: *Takes out phone & plays Cindi Lauper's True Colors as you reach for the last slice of pizza without asking*
@mstluvstrinkets: People dating on the internet have it so easy. Back in my day, a man would walk uphill both ways in the snow to disappoint a woman.