@Lazer_Cat_: Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking? I can't pair wines like this.
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@robynpalmer1: Got to THE GATES and St. Peter said, "Go home you're drunk!" Just another time alcohol saved my life.
@shutupmikeginn: Mentally fistfighting everyone I pass on sidewalk (watched action movie earlier) my record is 33-10 but to be fair I walked by a school.
@Try2StopME: Most people in horror movies would still be alive, if only those idiots had listened to the audience.