@omgthatspunny: Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they would be called Bagels!
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@Sean_Burgundy_: All I'm saying is if I were president I would make a law banning women from saying "We need to talk"
@Brianhopecomedy: I assume when I get put on hold after I call customer service it's because 2 guys are flipping a coin to see who pretends to be the manager.