@joeljeffrey: Why don't they just get Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail?
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@Lisa_Laughs_: He shouldn't have died so young, but he also shouldn't have cut the grass at 7:30 am on a Sunday. (I'm writing my neighbors obituary)
@EvilPandaX: Things not too say before a 3some: Of Course we're going to wait for your friend, she's the hot one.