@Jandalize: Why don't we raise more chickens that lay Cadbury Creme Eggs so we can have them year-round?
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@LoisShearing: Dating another woman, expectations: pillow fights in lingerie, suprising eachother w/ flowers, romantic baths, pride parades Reality: passing the same cold back & forth, "are you wearing my jeans again?", hair everywhere, "it's MY turn to lean on YOUR chest!", who's bra is this
@AristotlesNZ: Boss: You're late! You shoulda been here two hours ago! Me: Why? What happened two hours ago?
@fmanjoo: In general my philosophy is do whatever you want if it doesn't hurt people and it's not two spaces after a period.
@theDanLawler: A couple drops of super glue on your fingers and you wont pay attention to any other thing on the planet for three hours.