@ceejoyner: Why don't you get back in your little car with lights and pull over someone who cares.
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@WheelTod: Changing your mind can be a sign of strength. Like when I swear to tell the truth but then a prosecutor asks me a question & I decide not to
@Book_Krazy: Boss: You're late! On Friday, I made it clear that anyone arriving late would be fired Me: Well I didn't know! I ducked out early on Friday
@trevso_electric: You should be my grillfriend. Not a typo, girl. You're hot enough to cook meat on.
@mjkspeaks: [shopping] May I help you find something? “Where are the giants?“ What? “Your sign outside says there’s a giant sale.“