@ceejoyner: Why don't you get back in your little car with lights and pull over someone who cares.
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@theshamingofjay: A group of lions is called a pride. A group of my family members is called an embarrassment
@BrickStoneNews: Do Russia and Uganda realize if they put all their gay people in jail then jail will become the nicest part of their country?
@Douchekevin: Girlfriend kept nagging me to take her home to meet my family, so I did. Her and my wife aren't getting along.
@SamTR7: *Spider exam: How to scare people out of their mind* ✘ Fly ✘ Breathe fire ✔ Sit still on the ceiling and mind your own business