@ceejoyner: Why don't you get back in your little car with lights and pull over someone who cares.
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@Sarcasticsapien: Why can't we edit tweets? Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
@TravLeBlanc: Everyone is just looking for that special someone who could do way better but chooses not to for some inexplicable reason.
@DaveTheAlbino: I always wanted to be just like Flo Rida. That's why I changed my name to "New Ham Sure"
@Ideal_Victoria: [during sex] Him: it'd be nice if you were a little more enthusiastic Me: *pulls out giant foam finger*