@jwoodham: Why eat a carrot when you can just as easily not eat a carrot?
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@TheSharona06: I'm amazed they make so many cars without turn signals. Seems like that would be a requirement on a vehicle.
@JD_Barney: I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"
@thejessbess: This guy at speed dating asked if I have any weird tattoos I was like lol not if you love The Golden Girls.