@Donna_McCoy: Why eat high-calorie yogurt when you can just have ice cream for breakfast instead?
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@ehchino: [Couples counseling] "It's not good to keep these things bottles up, you know" Okay, fine *opens jar of wasps*
@roxiqt: DATE: My ex was spineless & I don't think I could date anyone like that again ME, AN OCTOPUS: what
@McSwtrvst: *genie appears* I wish I was rich! GRANTED! YOU USED TO BE RICH ok!—wait what? FOR YOUR SECOND WISH, CONSIDER HAVING PAID ATTENTION IN CLASS
@Dawn_M_: I would like to be a zombie because when someone asked me if I had a boyfriend I could just eat them.