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@edana_irish: Why girls want to be mermaids
1. No pants
2. No periods
3. Perfect hair
4. You get to lure men to their deaths 5. Free clam bra

Why girls want to be mermaids
1. No pants 
2. No periods 
3. Perfect hair 
4. You get to lure men to their deaths 5. Free clam bra

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