@OINKimmaPIG: Why go out and be a 3rd wheel when you can stay home and be a unicycle?
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@just1fool: "Do you wanna build a snowman?" "Sir, this is a Build a Bear shop." *Pulls out carrot "Oh, you brought a carrot. Sure, whatever."
@Ygrene: Space Cat: *furious as he knocks items off of a shelf and they just float in place, mocking him*
@ingmarbirdman: i sold all my lizards to buy my girlfriend a Toyota Tundra but she sold her drivers license to buy me a awesome obstacle course for lizards