@OINKimmaPIG: Why go out and be a 3rd wheel when you can stay home and be a unicycle?
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@DanMentos: me: *rubs lamp* genie: I will grant you three wishes me: can you go away I’m rubbing this lamp
@McMcmadmac: My mothers nearly 80 and she still doesn't need glasses. She drinks right out of the bottle!
@robcorddry: Batman's an example of a guy who took his parents double homicide and made lemonade