@OINKimmaPIG: Why go out and be a 3rd wheel when you can stay home and be a unicycle?
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@DomComedy: If Dumbledore did a 'Cribs' episode for Hogwarts, he'd be like "and this is where the magic happens" in every room.
@behindyourback: Why do birds suddenly appear/every time you are near/just like me they long to be/eating your sandwich
@samalmightysam: The world would be a better place if everybody drank alcohol. It would get even better if some of them choked on it.