@WilliamAder: Why hang Wanted posters in the post office? We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
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@neiltyson: #WhenIWasYourAge: We had to open all doors by ourselves. None of them knew we were coming.
@Lemonidas42: Man: "I think I saw a UFO last night" UFO with fake moustache: "Nah, it was probably one of them optical gases or something"
@meganamram: I have a friend visiting from out of town. What's your fave place in LA to look at your phone??