@WilliamAder: Why hang Wanted posters in the post office? We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
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@brunopieroni: We shouldn't point out other people's grammar mistakes because one day it will be you're turn. Yore turn. You are turn. Goddamn it.
@dafloydsta: DOG: Then he said "Who's a good boy?" DOG THERAPIST: *nodding* You are of course DOG: *wagging tail* I KNOW BUT WHY DOES HE KEEP ASKING?
@sarcasticmommy4: For anyone who says parents can't have Friday night fun, I'm at Target right now buying toilet paper. So, yeah, you're right.