@mishakey: Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet? Are you ashamed of me?
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@LizHackett: [gently takes the Spider-Man franchise outside using a cup and piece of paper] There you go, little buddy. You're free now.
@hgracestewart: It's been scientifically proven that women who worry are smart. I must be a freaking genius.
@oldmanweldon: A bee is willing to end it's own life just to cause you a tiny amount of pain. I can relate to that level of pettiness.
@DaddyJew: Apparently when your boss asks if you're on drugs "which drugs?" isn't the appropriate response. I know this now.