@TheDairylandDon: Why hunt for vampires when you can just open a tuxedo shop and have them come to you? Work smarter, not harder.
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@horsedetective: Horse detective stood in the rain and looked out to sea. He thought about justice and fate. He thought about her. He thought about apples.
@CherBear162: I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
@DanteEvilCat: Silence is golden! Unless you have a toddler, then silence is very, very suspicious.
@GrantTanaka: Sometimes I wonder if the ghost in my house thinks he's being haunted by some angry, naked, drunk guy.