@djdarrellripley: Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub? I put soap and water in there every day...
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@OzCricketFan81: Take my daughter once, shame on you. Take her twice, shame on me. Take her 3 times, and you're ruining the franchise.
@tastefactory: [robbers outside bank] When I said get some masks I meant something creepy like wolf masks "But can't u feel your pores really opening up?"
@vanderwangwe: The cranberries used to write songs that would get stuck in your head, in your heeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!
@Chyld: Dear North Carolina, if you let guys marry each other, you'll have more available women in your family to date!