@djdarrellripley: Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub? I put soap and water in there every day...
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@GloriaFallon123: I hope Kim and Kanye surprise everyone and name this next kid something like Bill or Jen
@Rlpihl: First guy to invent a bread bowl was like "I'm gonna rip the top of this muffin & pour soup in it"
@rachelle_mandik: a kid i met insisted she visited the "vampire state building" and i couldn't bring myself to correct her
@karencreets: Just backed into a Jaguar but I left him a note on my bank statement so he knows not to bother calling