@djdarrellripley: Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub? I put soap and water in there every day...
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@SteveSuckington: We need to keep kids off drugs. It's hard enough to find them without kids buying them too
@Jesssicle: People are writing condolences on my Grandma's Facebook that sound more like Yelp reviews of her. Great woman, very loving, 5/5 stars
@JessiCanadian: Every now and then you meet someone you wish you could unhinge your jaw for. *waiting patiently*