@djdarrellripley: Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub? I put soap and water in there every day...
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@causticbob: My computer crashed and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what's happening.
@calamitydaisy: If you cannot afford a stenographer, a 4 year old will be appointed for you to repeat exactly what you said at all times. Do you understand?
@Love_bug1016: No thanks Cupid. If I wanted butterflies and my heart skipping beats, I would do something less ridiculous like lose my phone.