@lazerdoov: Why is America trying to bomb the lady who lives in my iPhone she seems nice
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@sucittaM: Eventually we'll all just have one app on our phones that electrocutes you when you stop looking at it.
@shariv67: There was no bonus fry at the bottom of the bag. But the story has a happy ending. I found it later in my sports bra.
@smithsara79: The fastest land animal is me when I'm upstairs and hear my dog about to throw up in the living room
@AlmightyBored: I wear my fitness tracker to bed. If I'm making 2 trips a night to the bathroom, I'm damn well getting credit for them.