@lazerdoov: Why is America trying to bomb the lady who lives in my iPhone she seems nice
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@TheBeerGuy73: *smokes fat doobie* *enters hotdog eating contest* *sets Guinness World Record* *gets disqualified for using performance-enhancing drugs*
@nealbrennan: If people post just two more scripture quotes on Facebook, I will have officially read the entire bible.
@armyantstudios: My doctor told me to get a lot of rest and fluids so I've been on a drunk rage in my bedroom since 1988.