@hunz74: Why is childbirth called "delivery" and not "take out?"
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@novicefather: A breakfast buffet at my funeral so people will be happy. But with soy bacon and chia seed pancakes so they know it's a time to grieve.
@1_swarthy_dude: Boss:"I'll need those projections done Aesop!" Me:"You mean ASAP?" Boss:"No, I mean a parable that uses animals to convey a moral lesson."
@TheRobCee: [labels account "18+"] [tweets exclusively about voting & buying cigarettes legally]