@hunz74: Why is childbirth called "delivery" and not "take out?"
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@215potter: Someone just asked me to fax them my email address. Careful driving folks, these people walk amongst us...
@shutupmikeginn: Lifehack: If whenever someone asks your opinion on something you say, "Now thats-a spicy meatball!" people will learn not to ask you things.