@rickolantern: Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year? Most weddings happen in June.
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@TylerComeOn: Stomach: I'm hungry. Brain: Chill out, dude, she's in a meeting. Stomach: I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE A WHALE'S MATING CALL.