@mudpaperscissor: Why is it called a menstrual calendar and not an egg timer?
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@Sickayduh: My dog ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles and now I gotta follow him around the yard because it's his turn
@Donna_McCoy: You don't need Crossfit if you have to get to the mailbox and back whilst avoiding mosquitoes the size of chihuahuas.
@junejuly12: The main difference between kids and dogs is that kids grow out of following you to the bathroom