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@Sickayduh: WHY IS IT CALLED "CAPS LOCK"
AND NOT "CAPITAL PUNISHMENT"
@notthattom: older woman => young dude: cougarnolder man => young women: manthernolder man => younger men: faguarnolder woman => younger women: sheetah
@murrman5: *A group of cannibals eating a pie*
This is amazing, what did you do different?
"Well, I used fresh Barry's"
DATE: Tell me something naughty about you
ME: Sure [loudly chewing a steak] I haven't brought any money
@barfolishus: If you ever want kids to get louder, just tell them you have a headache.
@AnkCoupleTO: I made my will yesterday and had to make my lawyer the beneficiary because my estate will just about cover his bill