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@Sickayduh: WHY IS IT CALLED "CAPS LOCK"
AND NOT "CAPITAL PUNISHMENT"
@HenpeckedHal: coworker: how was your weekend?
me: sucked, I had to move
coworker: you sold your house?
me: no, my wife made me get off the couch
@sarcasticmommy4: Kids: Yay! We have a 4 day weekend!
Me: *drinks wine straight from bottle*
@SCbchbum: Deep down, we're all that one lady in 7-11 with her bathrobe on.
@davidschneider: Not saying it's wet out there but the animals are lining up two by two.
@Izianikapani: In Australia we say tuna not tuna fish because tuna cow and tuna chicken are not readily available here.