@WhaJoTalkinBout: Why is it called her "time of the month" and not "trouble in paradise?"
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@Jam453Lane: Putting up Christmas decorations was a bad idea. I'm drunk and stuck on top of the house with an inflatable Easter Bunny.
@aveuaskew: My neighbors have been calling for their cat for 15 minutes. I've been meowing out the window for 30.
@TheBoydP: Did you know that McDonald's once sold a burger named after the Hamburglar? It was discontinued however because the meat was too robbery.
@jwoodham: GRADUATION TIP: Don't graduate! The real world is terrifying. Hide out in the library. They can't make you leave if they can't find you!