@T_Bonezzz_: Why is it called 'Your Bowels' and not 'Your Instinks'
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@Mr_Kapowski: Me: As a descendant of Genghis Khan, I am more than comfortable on a horse! Kid: Mister, you have to put a quarter in for them to go around
@PJTLynch: Wife: Wow, I'm tired Me: Go relax, give me the recipe and I'll make dinner [Five minutes later] Me: Honey, I think we're out of..."oven"?