@TravLeBlanc: Why is it so hard to find a woman who loves me for me and not the person I lied and manipulated her into thinking I am?
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@Skullcat: What if ants aren't insects at all but are vehicles that even smaller insects drive to work?
@preawsaurus: it's always the wrong ex who gets drunk and messages you a million times about how much he loves you.
@daemonic3: Most Well-known Speeches: 1. Gettysburg Address - Abe Lincoln 2. I Have a Dream - Martin Luther King 3. You Need to Floss - Every Dentist
@murrman5: [interview after finishing last in the olympics] do you regret saying "I could win this race wearing flip flops" [pulls mic close] yes