@Andrea__B__: Why is it that everyone hears the car alarm for a good 5 minutes before the owner does?
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@NotThatKristi: We're adults. It's bad enough we selfie. Don't make it worse with the surprise face selfie
@madswill_: TJ Maxx cashier: “Did you find everything you were looking for?” *Me unloading full cart* First of all, I wasn’t looking for any of this
@AnkCoupleTO: 1st Anniversary: Let's go to Vegas 5th Anniversary: Get a sitter so we can go to dinner 10th Anniversary: Russian roulette sounds like fun