@foxnerdrn: Why is it that when your dog brings you things he's killed it's cute, but when I do it we have to get the police involved?
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@venomjunkie2: My horoscope was so wrong today I’m beginning to doubt the science behind this life planning tool.
@Ohaiqtpie: On a poster in my math class "4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions" The sad thing is my first thought was "Oh good, I'm not alone!"
@Hormonella: Wish I could focus on anything with even half the intensity of my dog watching me eat yogurt.