@ChipKellysBalls: Why is it the the people who drink the most Red Bull are the people who seem to have the least going on?
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@FlyJ_: I still don't understand why my boss didn't like my idea of playing musical chairs at our next Monday meeting. He asked us for new ideas.
@myonlymizztake: These drawstring pajama pants practically fall down when I don't tie them, so I guess another piece of birthday cake is in order.
@Jacob_Swift16: A cop just told me that i have way too many buddha statues for there to not be drugs in the house