@ChipKellysBalls: Why is it the the people who drink the most Red Bull are the people who seem to have the least going on?
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@BradBroaddus: My wife must have some big surprise vacation planned. She left a note by the bed telling me I had until tomorrow to have my bags packed.
@SarcasticAlly12: When friends or family ask me if I'm going to have another baby, I just gesture at the chaos of my life and yell, "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"
@Dadpression: Before I had a child, I never knew that quietly disposing of a balloon could feel so much like a murder.
@polorize: Although it may be true that I don't have a lot of friends, I do however have a significant amount of strangers that don't bother me.