@ValeeGrrl: Why is my kitchen floor so gross I just mopped like 3 months ago.
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@EmoPhilips: 23rd Century Scientist: We're sending you to 1889 to kill baby Hitler. Four words: Stick. To. The. Mission. Henry Ford: Yes, sir.
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