@ValeeGrrl: Why is my kitchen floor so gross I just mopped like 3 months ago.
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@doguacate: when interviewing a person for a dog walking position, you must make absolutely certain that given the chance, the applicant won't eat a dog
@kelkulus: Kim Jong Un has upgraded himself from "Leader of North Korea" to "Supreme Leader of North Korea" by adding sour cream and extra cheese.
@Parkerlawyer: My internet has been out for 24 hours and now my kids are moving out. That was easy.
@TheBoydP: No generation will ever be joked about as much as millennials. Gen Z: Hold my tide pod...